One of Steve Jobs' famous "reality distortion fields" may have descended on Forest Park. If we read this correctly, it sounds like the establishments' owners are claiming the Pink Pony South and Crazy Horse Saloon are not strip clubs. Hmm. We're all for parsing semantics as part of a legal strategy. But unless Forest Park, Georgia has suddenly become a Wild West theme park, this is flying a bit too close to the sun. Everyone knows that there's only one reason to go in establishment in Atlanta with the words "Pink" and "Pony" in the name.