In the end, it wasn't even a contest. At first, the bluntness and negative connotations of the name Hernia Movers did manage to dim the wattage of the underlying sense of mirth required to name a moving company in such a way. But then we got to the tagline (yes, it's so good, we'll type it twice)- The Potentate of Totin' Freight- and decided that these were some seriously witty movers (a phrase we thought we'd get through life without uttering.) Liking a moving company's name isn't a particularly good reason to move, but Milwaukee, Wisconsin just got a little more appealing.
· Hernia Movers [official site]