Let's flip the script, as the kids say, and start in the basement of this Brookhaven Lakes abode, where we find the in-home bar of the century, a woody monster that could have been extracted from the set of Cheers. So much lacquer! Oh, the fancy corbels! Scotch — now! Elsewhere, unfortunately, this $1,295,000, five-bedroom home smacks as rather blah. She was built in 2001 and infused with soaring ceilings, white columns and tacky by the bucket. Some perks: a three-car garage, full-blown gym, flat backyard (sans pools) and a grand master suite with a fireside sitting area. The community is gated. Which would only be a minor hassle as you're rushing home to that bar.
· 505 Trimble Lake Court NE [Estately]