In a shocking show of egotism, Arthur Blank claims his legacy project, the new Atlanta Falcons stadium, will have the wildly unnecessary ability to accommodate huge fake Naval battles, according to (a witty) Creative Loafing report. Blank's ambitions allegedly surfaced at an Easter function to raise awareness for tendinitis. "I want to show Atlanta the horrors of naval warfare," Blank didn't say, "similar to what Gaius Duilius might have seen during the Battle of Mylae." [CL]
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