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Rumblings of a pending Mercedes-Benz U.S. headquarters move to metro Atlanta have grown louder than a German V12, reports. In an apparent act of desperation, Bergen County, current home to stateside operations for the company, has stooped to creepy ex-girlfriend levels, erecting a billboard with a heart and a desperate hash-tagged plea: #pleasestay. The reports follow rumors that started circulating last month, indicating that 1,000 New Jersey-ites might soon be calling Atlanta home.