A newly listed 1940 cottage in Buckhead's Peachtree Battle neighborhood appears to be excited at the potential for a new owner. The five-bedroom, four-bathroom home has what can only be described as an uncomfortably proportioned chimney, located smack-dab in the middle of the home, phallically towering over the front entrance. While the listing description is "to folloe[sic]," the photos show a flowing, open interior with large eat-in kitchen that's clearly been updated. Note the hardwoods throughout the first floor and windows galore. The home's location — easy access to Buckhead and Midtown, positioned across Peachtree Creek from Bobby Jones Golf Course, between Northside Drive and Peachtree Road — makes it easy to understand why it's listed for $999,999. If you're a potential buyer, this home is happy to see you.
· 2312 Montview Drive [Estately]