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The Atlanta Beltline’s wildly popular Eastside Trail just turned five years old, and in that time, it’s cemented itself as a safe, clean, inspiring, and geographically unifying city amenity enjoyed by millions of people from all walks of life—from around the world.
But it’s rife with jackasses.
In the spirit of election season, it seemed an appropriate time to reminisce on mind-boggling stupidity, utter cluelessness, and embarrassingly selfish behavior witnessed on the Beltline’s most patronized stretch over the course of this past half-decade.
And now it’s up to you, Atlanta, to cast a vote and crown the city’s most prolific Beltline dunderheads of all.
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Below you’ll find a list of general annoyance categories that should cover the most frequently spotted of Eastside Trail culprits.
Write-ins are also welcome. Just keep it civil, please.
And for Beltline enthusiasts feeling especially productive, head over to the official compendium of “Atlanta Beltline Etiquette” for a quick lesson on how not to be a jackass.
Poll
Which is the most annoying type of Beltline patron?
This poll is closed
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3%
Wild Child on Bike/Scooter/Skateboard
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2%
Tourist Who Clearly Can’t Ride a Bicycle, Riding a Bicycle
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0%
No-Shirt Guy in December
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7%
Pet Owner Who Doubles as Moving Clothesline
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48%
The Oblivious "Hey, Let’s Have a Conference In the Middle of a Multi-Use Path Frequented by 2 Million People Per Year" Crowd
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25%
Aggravated, Hurried, Self-Important Lance Armstrong Wannabe
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1%
Anyone On Rollerblades
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1%
Anyone On Something Motorized That Goes Like 40 Miles Per Hour
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2%
Tipsy Mom on Cellphone, Pushing Stroller(s)
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0%
Scribbling Taggers
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4%
Anyone Transporting, By Various Means, Very Loud Music
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1%
Drunkards
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